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Omg... there are no words for the awesomeness... Although it does make me sad knowing that so many penguins died in the recent oil spill involving the shipwreck off the coast of New Zealand. Anyway, this tee/hoodie is currently sold out. I've requested a reprint and you should too! There is also this baroque Yoda tee. Ha - baroque curls - the only thing that could tempt me to wear that little green Jedi scum on my chest...



It kind of reminds me of this awesome The March of the Emperor spoof:



And while we're at it, the perfect Sith Lord penguin:

Title: Dark Liaisons IV
Disclaimer: I do not own Les Liaisons Dangereuses or Star Wars.
Characters: Count Dooku, Palpatine, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,380
Summary: Count Dooku's happiness and Master Yoda recieves a disturbing letter from the Chancellor.
Author's Note: Fighting my addiction to strategy games, I managed to type this out.
Previous Chapter(s):
DARK LIAISONS I, DARK LIAISONS II, DARK LIAISONS III 

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Title: Beholder
Disclaimer: I do not own Anakin, Palpatine, or Star Wars. Just having fun with them. Innocent fun!
Rating: G
Characters: Young!Anakin and Palpatine
Word Count: 330
Summary: Palpatine takes Anakin to a gallery. 
Author's Notes: Because Anakin needs culture. Just a little thing - a welcome back present for elegyforziggy. :)

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Title: Finishing the Bottle
Disclaimer: Own these characters, I do not. To G. Lucas they belong, yes.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual content and fascism
Word Count: 7,100 approx.
Characters: Palpatine/Anakin
Summary: After being shocked by the feelings they have for one another, two people find each other unexpectedly through their secret lives.
Author's Note: I know I should be writing other things (like Alexis, I know!), but this one just came to me while reading Labyrinth of Evil and re-watching Attack of the Clones (it always amuses me when Anakin starts talking about what a good idea fascism is on his romantic picnic). It's also inspired by some ideas discussed with veronicaprof. I wanted to write something harking back to my older work with this pairing and just let go and write some erotica. I make no great claim to its artistic merit. This is my attempt at a sequel to the work of the gracious gizzi1213, who has generously given me permission to try my hand at something in the AU of her tale, The Lovers’ Wine. I hope it comes up to snuff. I usually don’t like to give Palpatine a first name, and when I do it’s my own invented name for him, but the original story was a gift for Wendy, so Palpatine’s private name is Dantius. His family name we never learn. Dedicated to everyone who has been begging me for sex between these two recently. You know who you are. You might also be interested to know the hilarious fact that if you type wine + play + kink into Google, the first thing that comes up are the lyrics to Good King Wenceslas. You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
EDIT: Now with 75% less typos!
 
( It was still sitting there: thick blue glass, elegant and awful with its gilded label and decadent aroma... ) 
  
 
 

Here's my first piece of art for one of my favourite pairings: Voldemort/Harry. It's called Things Unsaid. I'm usually all about faces (as you will see below), so I wanted to try to tell a story with just bodies for a change. The colouring of this was absolutely ruined by scanning. Voldemort's pearly skin is too subtle for the scanner!
 

  

Below are three individual sketches that eventually turned the Harry Potter/Leo Tolstoy image pictured on the right, which I did for the hogwarts_elite "fandom mash-up" + Love and War themed challenge (tied for third place!).

( Harry gazed up at the vast sky... )

Title: The Forest Again
Word Count: 100
Rating: G

It’s a headlong, windborne rush of a journey – thought tumbling over thought with mile after mile – on footless, fleeting shadow. Harried by despair and driven onward by fear, crying out past fast-flying land and sea in a wordless shriek of thwarted fury.

Summer fills the forest, the same as when he’d left it: warm rocks, shallow streams, and a breeze rustling the leafy canopy. After coming so close, the sight dissolves his mind further into insanity. Eleven years. How many more? Will another even come? Is this to be my eternity?

He is not Lord Voldemort.

Voldemort would have won.

Title: Trees in the Wind
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars and am not making any money with this drabble
Word Count: 240
Rating: PG
Summary: Lady Pestage has a moment of realisation.
Author's Note: Meme response for veronicaprof, who requested Palpatine and Vader + outside observer. Also, just for the record, the new posting style is a bitch.

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More Lord Voldemort art. Because I'm too tired to write, too cold to watch media, and too awake to go to bed. I love drawing his strange serpentine features.

Title: At Her Desk
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars and am not making any money with this drabble.
Word Count: 200
Rating and Warnings: PG-13, non-explicit reference to sexual themes.
Summary: Padmé thinks of an absent Anakin.
Author's Note: Meme response for wyncatastrophe, who requested Padmé + Anakin.


( "Her painted finger drew a circle on the smooth desk..." )

Title: Dark Liaisons III
Disclaimer: I do not own Les Liaisons Dangereuses or Star Wars.
Characters: Count Dooku, Palpatine, Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Master Kenobi and Chancellor Palpatine reprimand their students and Padmé asks for help.
Author's Note: I was rereading Les Liaisons Dangereuses and Labyrinth of Evil and the two sort of... collided. In case people haven't realised, this is definitely an AU story. Things unfold slightly differently than in Attack of the Clones. I'm currently working on Alexis and You Know Who, but I desperately need to take myself somewhere else, so here is the next instalment of Star Wars letters.
Previous Chapter(s):
Dark Liaisons I, Dark Liaisons II



( "I am in need of wise counsel and know not who else to turn to..." )