meme spam

[ansketil]

One True Pairing Ship: Anakin/Palpatine for the win.
Canon Ship: Lily/Snape
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: I'm remarkably resistant to self mutilation with a spork. No pairing is THAT bad. (but writing certainly can be!)
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Wrinkly Emperor Palpatine with anyone is pretty gross but I love it.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Tom Ridde/Albus Dumbledore
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Ron Weasley/Lucius Malfoy
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Handmaidens/Palpatine
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Lord Voldemort/Luna Lovegood
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Hermione/Ron
"When all is said and done" Ship: Conrad Tedesnic/Christopher Chant (Worlds of Chrestomanci)

Comments

[kittymay.livejournal.com]

I've seen Luna/Voldemort pulled off with absolute aplomb. Twelve Dark Moons on Fanfiction Net. It's one of my all-time favourites.

[pronker]

("No pairing is THAT bad. (but writing certainly can be!")

I can agree to this. To paraphrase Han, "There's no mystical shipping field that controls MY destiny."