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Silly bit of comedy posted in comments on earlier post.
What do most young men think when someone says they're sooo powerful? Featuring oblivious!Palpatine. I can't really dignify this by calling it fanfic...
PALPATINE: You are beyond the inherant fungibility of the jedi.
ANAKIN: Huh?
PALPATINE: You eclipse them utterly.
ANAKIN: Er - thanks.
PALPATINE: You're the most gifted Jedi I've ever met!
ANAKIN: You don't get out much, do you?
PALPATINE: Your power is such that I feel sure you are destined for greatness. You will be even more powerful than Master Yoda. In fact I foresee that-
ANAKIN: -Chancellor?
PALPATINE: Mm?
ANAKIN: Yes.
PALPATINE: Er... yes what?
ANAKIN: It's okay. I know what you're trying to say, and the answer is yes.
PALPATINE: Ahem... I don't quite...?
ANAKIN: Come here, you stupid man! *glomp* *snuggle* *kisses*
PALPATINE: O_o
PALPATINE: You are beyond the inherant fungibility of the jedi.
ANAKIN: Huh?
PALPATINE: You eclipse them utterly.
ANAKIN: Er - thanks.
PALPATINE: You're the most gifted Jedi I've ever met!
ANAKIN: You don't get out much, do you?
PALPATINE: Your power is such that I feel sure you are destined for greatness. You will be even more powerful than Master Yoda. In fact I foresee that-
ANAKIN: -Chancellor?
PALPATINE: Mm?
ANAKIN: Yes.
PALPATINE: Er... yes what?
ANAKIN: It's okay. I know what you're trying to say, and the answer is yes.
PALPATINE: Ahem... I don't quite...?
ANAKIN: Come here, you stupid man! *glomp* *snuggle* *kisses*
PALPATINE: O_o
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And now I retire, once again listening to Ian's lovely voice... I've heard the beginning of this thing several times now but I fall asleep too quickly to hear it all!
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I never dream about him, though :(