ansketil: (palpatine - all things)
mopsule ([personal profile] ansketil) wrote2011-05-24 12:07 pm

[Three Syllables]

Title: Three Syllables
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars and am just mucking about with Palpatine.
Rating: G
Word Count: A couple of paragraphs - :P
Characters: Palpatine
Summary: Some sacrifices cost more than others.
Author's Note: This was meant to be my "Ten Things Palpatine" for [livejournal.com profile] darth_eldritch, but instead it turned into this and I couldn't add anything else to it. A pleasant diversion while working on much longer stories. Just one of many possible explanations for the mystery that is Palpatine. 


It was an archaic tradition, rooted deeply in the obscure philosophies of his people. It began with an evening’s ceremonial farewell to your family, which doubtless would have made a touching scene if he’d had any. His foreign master was utterly indifferent to rituals of the Naboo. There was the thought of perhaps of talking to several of his lecturers at the University of Theed, but they knew the course he had decided on, and it would embarrass him for them to know there was no one else. In the end, he took a walk in the municipal gardens across from his residence and said his farewells to more mundane things than family.

Then came the night spent alone, supposedly wrestling with the decision to devote himself to the service of his people above all else. In truth, he’d already faced a different, harsher vigil and this far less ancient ritual bored him. He meditated, his mind already drifting in the far-flung future.

At dawn, the civic priests came and led him through the double doors where he undressed and lowered himself into the steaming water, observing his clothes burning in the sacred braziers as he washed himself of his previous life. He stepped naked from the pool with a frown older than his years on his young face, and his sad blue eyes gave the impression he was leaving behind a great deal rather than nothing at all.

They dressed him in the heavy robes of a Prince of Theed and he told them the three syllables he had chosen. It wasn’t the more informal ceremony usual in these more modern times. He asked them to erase everything. “Are you certain?” the sacerdotal leader asked, worried about such a drastic decision. “If you do this you will be forbidden both legal and sacred union and any children you might have could only claim matrilineal descent. You will never be able to hear your birth name again without inviting the gods’ curse.” Don’t do it, the old priest’s eyes pleaded, don’t sacrifice yourself so carelessly.

“I am certain,” he answered coldly, his thin lips betraying slight amusement at the man’s words. His certificates of identity and his diplomas went into the sacred fires along with his garments; burned him free of his parents’ nobility and the damning evidence of his childhood. He had one secret name, wrapped tight around his heart like a talisman, he did not need another.

“Then we recognise you, Palpatine of Naboo, and pray you serve your people well.”

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely beautiful. I love how weighed in ritual this is, and particularly the irony of Palpatine secretly mocking the ceremony, when ceremony becomes his whole life. Also a lovely background on Palpatine's lack of an informal name.

[identity profile] ansketil-rose.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. It becomes very interesting to consider that they do this to very young children. He's so blasé about it, yet it probably shapes him only slightly less than the Sith ceremony. The idea of someone existing only in the formal sphere is a disturbing one.

(I imagine this evolved out of an old tradition of assigning second-born children to civic slavery instead of the priesthood. Then, when they grow up, the become the wise advisers of their siblings' children... Or something... part of me is convinced Naboo is some kind to bizarre dystopia, but they're so convoluted and private no one has noticed... lol, shutting up now...)

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
You know, this conforms quite well to what have written in the letter I am sending you (which is rather Brobdingnagian, I will warn you), so I won't say much here other than that I absolutely agree with you about the rather subtly dystopian nature of Naboo society.

[identity profile] ansketil-rose.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
*happy sigh* I love Gulliver's Travels. I shall await your letter with pleasure, then.

I remember watching a trailer for the awful Jack Black remake and someone being loudly offended by Gulliver "putting out the fire" along the lines of "omg, how could they ruin such a classic!-?" LOL.

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Lol, I saw the re-make on New Year's Eve. While it was completely awful, it was completely awful in the most outrageous way possible and I loved it. :D

[identity profile] ansketil-rose.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I will put it on my list, then. I have to say I have gone off Jack Black somewhat since the diarrhoea that was 'Year One', but I just might be persuaded to forgive him on your recommendation.

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
I never saw Year One, though I thought it looked amusing. I take it not?

[identity profile] ansketil-rose.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
It had far too little cleverness and far too much toilet humour, sadly. Even my dad hated it, and he loves joking about the intense hilarity generated by poos and wees.

The bit which finally broke me was the depiction of how prisoners chained to a wall upside down evacuate themselves. :/

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. Shame. I can take a little of that sort of thing, but this does sound like overkill.

Unfortunately it is quite, quite early in the morning, so conversation isn't really feasible at this juncture. :(

[identity profile] ansketil-rose.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
We need to have a good chat soon!

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, indeed. :)

[identity profile] ansketil-rose.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wait - have I finally caught you online?? *hint hint*