ansketil: (palpatine - old yellow eyes)
Omg... there are no words for the awesomeness... Although it does make me sad knowing that so many penguins died in the recent oil spill involving the shipwreck off the coast of New Zealand. Anyway, this tee/hoodie is currently sold out. I've requested a reprint and you should too! There is also this baroque Yoda tee. Ha - baroque curls - the only thing that could tempt me to wear that little green Jedi scum on my chest...



It kind of reminds me of this awesome The March of the Emperor spoof:



And while we're at it, the perfect Sith Lord penguin:

ansketil: (palpatine - old yellow eyes)
ALEXIS VII: THE MARBLE STEPS
Disclaimer: As always, everything belongs to Mr. Lucas, and I am making no money.
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,000
Warnings: Adult concepts and themes, slash, the Emperor in sexual situations, relationship between a twenty year-old and a septuagenarian. 
Summary:  The final instalment of the Alexis saga, in which things reach their logical extremes and dramatic conclusions.
Characters: Palpatine and pretty much everyone you’d expect to see at the Imperial Court circa A New Hope, plus some OCs
Genre(s): Romance, tragedy, drama
Pairing(s): Palpatine/male!OC, Moteé/Pestage
Author's Note: In this chapter I stole a chunk of dialogue pay homage to the film Land of the Blind. HAPPY BIRTHDAY[livejournal.com profile] veronicaprof!! I almost got it finished on time ~ only a day late! I hope you had a really great day yesterday. :D
Previous Chapters:
ALEXIS I: THE GARDEN OF EDEN
ALEXIS II: THE GREAT PYRAMID
ALEXIS III: THE HALL OF MIRRORS
ALEXIS IV: THE LAKE OF SHADOWS
ALEXIS V: THE ENCHANTED CASTLE
ALEXIS VI: THE CRYSTAL THEATRE
Addendum to ALEXIS I: Under the Covers
Magic: An Alexis Drabble
 
 
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ansketil: (palpatine - you wish to serve me?)
Title: Dark Liaisons IV
Disclaimer: I do not own Les Liaisons Dangereuses or Star Wars.
Characters: Count Dooku, Palpatine, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,380
Summary: Count Dooku's happiness and Master Yoda recieves a disturbing letter from the Chancellor.
Author's Note: Fighting my addiction to strategy games, I managed to type this out.
Previous Chapter(s):
DARK LIAISONS IDARK LIAISONS II, DARK LIAISONS III 

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[Beholder]

Oct. 20th, 2011 09:42 pm
ansketil: (palpatine - sith master)
Title: Beholder
Disclaimer: I do not own Anakin, Palpatine, or Star Wars. Just having fun with them. Innocent fun!
Rating: G
Characters: Young!Anakin and Palpatine
Word Count: 330
Summary: Palpatine takes Anakin to a gallery. 
Author's Notes: Because Anakin needs culture. Just a little thing - a welcome back present for [livejournal.com profile] elegyforziggy. :)

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ansketil: (palpatine - sith master)
Title: Finishing the Bottle
Disclaimer: Own these characters, I do not. To G. Lucas they belong, yes.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual content and fascism
Word Count: 7,100 approx.
Characters: Palpatine/Anakin
Summary: After being shocked by the feelings they have for one another, two people find each other unexpectedly through their secret lives.
Author's Note: I know I should be writing other things (like Alexis, I know!), but this one just came to me while reading Labyrinth of Evil and re-watching Attack of the Clones (it always amuses me when Anakin starts talking about what a good idea fascism is on his romantic picnic). It's also inspired by some ideas discussed with [livejournal.com profile] veronicaprof. I wanted to write something harking back to my older work with this pairing and just let go and write some erotica. I make no great claim to its artistic merit. This is my attempt at a sequel to the work of the gracious [livejournal.com profile] gizzi1213, who has generously given me permission to try my hand at something in the AU of her tale, The Lovers’ Wine. I hope it comes up to snuff. I usually don’t like to give Palpatine a first name, and when I do it’s my own invented name for him, but the original story was a gift for Wendy, so Palpatine’s private name is Dantius. His family name we never learn. Dedicated to everyone who has been begging me for sex between these two recently. You know who you are. You might also be interested to know the hilarious fact that if you type wine + play + kink into Google, the first thing that comes up are the lyrics to Good King Wenceslas. You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
EDIT: Now with 75% less typos!
 
It was still sitting there: thick blue glass, elegant and awful with its gilded label and decadent aroma... ) 
  
 
 
ansketil: (palpatine - you wish to serve me?)
20 Palpatine icons for [livejournal.com profile] starwars20in20. Supposedly twenty icons in twenty days, mine's more like twenty icons in twenty hours thanks to a lovely bout of insomnia...

  


ansketil: (Coruscant)
Title: Trees in the Wind
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars and am not making any money with this drabble
Word Count: 240
Rating: PG
Summary: Lady Pestage has a moment of realisation.
Author's Note: Meme response for [livejournal.com profile] veronicaprof, who requested Palpatine and Vader + outside observer. Also, just for the record, the new posting style is a bitch.

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ansketil: (amadeus - the emperor & mozart)
Title: Dark Liaisons III
Disclaimer: I do not own Les Liaisons Dangereuses or Star Wars.
Characters: Count Dooku, Palpatine, Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Master Kenobi and Chancellor Palpatine reprimand their students and Padmé asks for help.
Author's Note: I was rereading Les Liaisons Dangereuses and Labyrinth of Evil and the two sort of... collided. In case people haven't realised, this is definitely an AU story. Things unfold slightly differently than in Attack of the Clones. I'm currently working on Alexis and You Know Who, but I desperately need to take myself somewhere else, so here is the next instalment of Star Wars letters.
Previous Chapter(s):
Dark Liaisons IDark Liaisons II



"I am in need of wise counsel and know not who else to turn to..." )
ansketil: (palpatine - all things)
Title: Three Syllables
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars and am just mucking about with Palpatine.
Rating: G
Word Count: A couple of paragraphs - :P
Characters: Palpatine
Summary: Some sacrifices cost more than others.
Author's Note: This was meant to be my "Ten Things Palpatine" for [livejournal.com profile] darth_eldritch, but instead it turned into this and I couldn't add anything else to it. A pleasant diversion while working on much longer stories. Just one of many possible explanations for the mystery that is Palpatine. 


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ansketil: (papatine - melancholia)
I still have to write those "10 Things" stories, and finish a segment for [livejournal.com profile] veronicaprof, but I just found this in my sketchbook and decided it was time to finish it. Art for[livejournal.com profile] zigsternenstaub's lovely AU tale, Things My Daughter Should Know After I've Died. She and I promised each other ages ago that if I managed to draw fem!Anakin and fem!Palpatine art, then she would write the sequel, or visa versa. Lady Anyel Palpatine was incredibly uncooperative, but eventually I got Her Excellency's lines right, while Jedi Anaka Skywalker was quite fun to draw. There you go, Ziggy!
 

  
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ansketil: (lord voldemort)
 Time for some icons! Because I've yet to find Voldemort colouring I really love and I haven't made any icons in a while. 16 Harry Potter and 5 Star Wars ones.

  

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ansketil: (palpatine & anakin - games)
Title: Seduction 101
Disclaimer: I do not own Anakin or Palpatine.
Rating: PGR
Pairing: Anakin/Palpatine
Words: 977
Summary: Palpatine is an expert in seduction. 
Author's Note: Happy belated birthday, [livejournal.com profile] luminations! This was inspired by your stories. :)
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ansketil: (palpatine - you wish to serve me?)
 ALEXIS V: THE ENCHANTED CASTLE
Disclaimer: As always, everything belongs to Mr. Lucas, and I am making no money.
Rating: R
Word Count: 5, 200
Warnings: Adult concepts and themes, slash, violence, fascism, the Emperor in sexual situations, relationship between a twenty year-old and a septuagenarian.
Summary: Palpatine comes to terms with his relationship with Alexis and Alexis takes a trip to Theed and meets a friend.
Characters: Palpatine and pretty much everyone you’d expect to see at the Imperial Court circa A New Hope, plus some OCs
Genre(s): Romance, tragedy, drama
Pairing(s): Palpatine/male!OC, Moteé/Pestage
Author's Note:  I maintain that the Emperor is allowed to make equine metaphors, as equestrian statues in Theed tell us there were once horses on Naboo. Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] zigsternenstaub for giving me a lot of help with this story and lending me Vader expertise. This chapter brings us quite close to the central themes of this tale. I did write out the scene with Vader but decided it distracted too much from the central story line, so Vader is going to get his limelight back on Coruscant. I'm so sorry, [livejournal.com profile] luminations, here's another long story you have to find time to comment on! ;)
Previous Chapters:
ALEXIS I: THE GARDEN OF EDEN
ALEXIS II: THE GREAT PYRAMID
ALEXIS III: THE HALL OF MIRRORS
ALEXIS IV: THE LAKE OF SHADOWS
Addendum to ALEXIS I: Under the Covers
And Magic, an Alexis drabble.

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ansketil: (Coruscant)
Title: A Period of Rest
Disclaimer:
I own neither Vader nor Palpatine and I am not making any money. Sad, but true.
Rating:
PG
Summary:
Emperor Palpatine has been prescribed several days of rest.
Word Count:
Negligible
Characters: The Emperor and Lord Vader
Author's Note: The little bit of light-heartedness I so desperately needed today. *headdesk*
ansketil: (Joseph II (Amadeus))
Palpatine icons numbering eight in total. My icon-making skills are slowly improving, I think.
 
   
ansketil: (Coruscant)
Title: Dark Liaisons II
Disclaimer: I do not own Les Liaisons Dangereuses or Star Wars.
Characters: Count Dooku, Palpatine, Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Master Kenobi reports his progress and Anakin expresses his love.
Author's Note: I was rereading Les Liaisons Dangereuses and Labyrinth of Evil and the two sort of... collided. In case people haven't realised, this is definitely an AU story. Things unfold slightly differently than in Attack of the Clones.
Previous Chapter(s):
Dark Liaisons I

"fools are on earth to keep us all amused..." )
ansketil: (Coruscant)
Title: Dark Liaisons I
Disclaimer: I do not own Les Liaisons Dangereuses or Star Wars.
Characters: Count Dooku, Palpatine, & Obi-Wan Kenobi (possibly more to follow). 
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dooku has left the Jedi Order and receives a communique from Chancellor Palpatine.
Author's Note: I was rereading Les Liaisons Dangereuses and Labyrinth of Evil and the two sort of... collided. And this happened. I may write more if people like it. 


"I was flattered that you attacked Kenobi's character for my sake..." )
ansketil: (Joseph II (Amadeus))
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ansketil_rose 
Title: Single Combat
Disclaimer: I do not own! I do not own! I do not own! I do not own! Please! Stop, I beg you! Don't sue me! I do not own!
Challenge 2011-06: Hate
Word Count: 100
Characters: Palpatine
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A drabble about fine lines and fire
Author's Notes: This prompt was actually surprisingly hard. A hundred words of hatred.

"You want to see the hatred in his eyes..." )
ansketil: (palpatine - in plain sight)
Title: Worship
Disclaimer: Darth Maul is the property of Darth Sidious. Lord Sidious is the property of George Lucas. I am a mere teller of Sith tales I do not own.
Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] swficchallenge's "Love" challenge.
Word Count: 360
Characters: Darth Maul, Palpatine
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maul doesn't know much about love.
Author's Notes: A little bit of Sidious/Maul for a change.

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